…unless my eyes are glazed over, jelly, or powdered.
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What happens in a submarine?
Seamen retention.
Word of the Day: March 1, 2024
Sappysexual: A person who finds maple syrup sexually attractive or arousing.
Irony
Binge watching YouTube videos on how to quit watching YouTube in an effort to quit watching YouTube. Continuous feedback loopy.
Karen: I want to speak to your manager.
Annie: God are you there?
Is Annie one hair?
No, one ear.
What was Mother Theresa’s favorite personal affect?
Her nun sense. She could Chanel her 5th scent like no other.
I’m Annie Woo-Mann
It’s all in whee!
Local brewery files for bankruptcy liquidation…
…because it had too many ales.
Introducing the Annual Annie Woo-Mann Wit T-Shirt Contest
The Annie with the perkiest jests wins.
The Annie Woo-Mann Project 