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Drake Twitter Handle Poll
Drake lost his case with the Government of France to use “Champagne” in his Twitter handle as he is from Canada and not from the Champagne region of France. He posted a poll on Twitter to his followers asking if he should go by “@SparklingWinePapi” or “@WineBoxPapi.” So far @WineBoxPapi” is winning by a landslide.
Governor Greg Abbott announcement
Texas Govenor Greg Abbott announced Texas will now be called the “Lone Gunman State” instead of the “Lone Star State.”
“I wanna lie forever.” – Rupert Murdertruth (allegedly)
I’m of sound body and mind
I have my tits about me.
Bury Toes or Berry Toast?
Release the bounds!
It’s time for the stunt!
Chief of Stiff Wanted
Hard skills only…those with soft skills need not apply.
Happy International Woo-Mann’s Way!
Annie and all are welcome to follow!
I will contemplate my navel and look within.