I play the Penis like Lizzo plays the flute. My debut performance at Carnegie Hall is scheduled for never.
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Netflix News
In a last ditch Hail Mary to acquire and retain subscribers, Netflix unveiled its newest service, Binge, a dating app for the “Netflix and Chill” crowd. Netflix’s proprietary algorithms will recommend personalized programming and other subscribers that are DTF after watching similar programming. Subscriptions start at $99.99 per month.
Assthetics: An Artistic Critique of Erotic Film of the 21st Century
Assthetics probes the anals of the pornographic film record to explore the high brow of getting down from a pretentious, postmodernist perspective. The body of work is so profound that AVN created a new category “Best Dickumentary to Masturbate To” just so that the film could be nominated and recognized.
The only working stiff I like…
is Eric Sean.
Commercial Jiggles
In N’ Out. In N’ Out. That’s what a bangher is all about.
S.C.R.E.A.M.
Smash course rules everything around me. S.C.R.E.A.M. gets the honey. Holler, holler thrills ya’ll. Woo-Mann Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with!
Ooh, Dream Beaver
I believe you can get me through the night.
Who do you want to be when you grow up?
“Wilt Chamberlain.” – Tristan Thompson
I refuse to suffer in silence
I’m glad I’m not the only one who struggles with this. Out of the darkness and into the light.
Deep Thots By Annie Woo-Mann
So insipidrational.