Kenny G Talks Saxuality

Kenny G came out as an oboesexual in an interview with Oprah Winfrey today. He told Oprah, “I played being good at Sax for the longest time, but it’s not me. It’s time for me to admit to the world I love oboes and women with their own places.”

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KinkedIn

Introducing KinkedIn, the only prosexual networking app for consenting adults. Available in all app stores under different names, such as Tinder.

Like a penis rising from the smashes…

…so are the daze of our lives.

Netflix News

In a last ditch Hail Mary to acquire and retain subscribers, Netflix unveiled its newest service, Binge, a dating app for the “Netflix and Chill” crowd. Netflix’s proprietary algorithms will recommend personalized programming and other subscribers that are DTF after watching similar programming. Subscriptions start at $99.99 per month.