Peg. Her name says it all. Plus she makes a great tossed salad!
…like James. A gent double oh I’m going to come. Shaken not stirred.
…humanity would seize the exit.
“Now I can finally make sweet love to my football shaped fleshlight without my wife bitching at me,” Tom Brady was quoted as saying upon the announcement.
The girl of your wit dreams.
Kenny G came out as an oboesexual in an interview with Oprah Winfrey today. He told Oprah, “I played being good at Sax for the longest time, but it’s not me. It’s time for me to admit to the world I love oboes and women with their own places.”
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West…honorary Annie at her best.
I caught my spouse cheating on me with my lover. Can I have revenge sex with both of them? – Furious in Florida