Mom, Dad this is my girlfriend…

Peg. Her name says it all. Plus she makes a great tossed salad!

Let’s Bond…

…like James. A gent double oh I’m going to come. Shaken not stirred.

If men and women didn’t cum together…

…humanity would seize the exit.

Kenny G Talks Saxuality

Kenny G came out as an oboesexual in an interview with Oprah Winfrey today. He told Oprah, “I played being good at Sax for the longest time, but it’s not me. It’s time for me to admit to the world I love oboes and women with their own places.”

Join my Pringles Group!

Tired of Pringles? Ready to eat the right one? Join today and get Lay’s!