The girl of your wit dreams.
Kenny G came out as an oboesexual in an interview with Oprah Winfrey today. He told Oprah, “I played being good at Sax for the longest time, but it’s not me. It’s time for me to admit to the world I love oboes and women with their own places.”
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West…honorary Annie at her best.
I caught my spouse cheating on me with my lover. Can I have revenge sex with both of them? – Furious in Florida
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…so are the daze of our lives.
I play the Penis like Lizzo plays the flute. My debut performance at Carnegie Hall is scheduled for never.
In a last ditch Hail Mary to acquire and retain subscribers, Netflix unveiled its newest service, Binge, a dating app for the “Netflix and Chill” crowd. Netflix’s proprietary algorithms will recommend personalized programming and other subscribers that are DTF after watching similar programming. Subscriptions start at $99.99 per month.