Like a penis rising from the smashes…

…so are the daze of our lives.

Commercial Jiggle of the Day: Episode 2

Maybe she’s porn with it. Maybe it’s Vulvaline. Vulvaline gets you greased up and ready to go.

Netflix News

In a last ditch Hail Mary to acquire and retain subscribers, Netflix unveiled its newest service, Binge, a dating app for the “Netflix and Chill” crowd. Netflix’s proprietary algorithms will recommend personalized programming and other subscribers that are DTF after watching similar programming. Subscriptions start at $99.99 per month.

Assthetics: An Artistic Critique of Erotic Film of the 21st Century

Assthetics probes the anals of the pornographic film record to explore the high brow of getting down from a pretentious, postmodernist perspective. The body of work is so profound that AVN created a new category “Best Dickumentary to Masturbate To” just so that the film could be nominated and recognized.

Commercial Jiggles

In N’ Out. In N’ Out. That’s what a bangher is all about.

S.C.R.E.A.M.

Smash course rules everything around me. S.C.R.E.A.M. gets the honey. Holler, holler thrills ya’ll. Woo-Mann Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with!

I Rhode Island All Night Long

…and then afterwards smoked a cigarette and went to Dunkin’ Donuts. It’s not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean (state). #FloatMyBoat