Peg. Her name says it all. Plus she makes a great tossed salad!
Tag Archives: Sex Jokes
Riding Pan Am?
No I’m riding Pam Ann.
Let’s Bond…
…like James. A gent double oh I’m going to come. Shaken not stirred.
If men and women didn’t cum together…
…humanity would seize the exit.
Like a penis rising from the smashes…
…so are the daze of our lives.
I am a sexy mother clucker
Rock out with your cock out at the hen party.
Commercial Jiggle of the Day: Episode 2
Maybe she’s porn with it. Maybe it’s Vulvaline. Vulvaline gets you greased up and ready to go.
Netflix News
In a last ditch Hail Mary to acquire and retain subscribers, Netflix unveiled its newest service, Binge, a dating app for the “Netflix and Chill” crowd. Netflix’s proprietary algorithms will recommend personalized programming and other subscribers that are DTF after watching similar programming. Subscriptions start at $99.99 per month.
Assthetics: An Artistic Critique of Erotic Film of the 21st Century
Assthetics probes the anals of the pornographic film record to explore the high brow of getting down from a pretentious, postmodernist perspective. The body of work is so profound that AVN created a new category “Best Dickumentary to Masturbate To” just so that the film could be nominated and recognized.
The only working stiff I like…
is Eric Sean.