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I’m Annie Woo-Mann
Whatever we want, whatever we needAnything we want done baby, we’ll do it spectacularly‘Cause I’m Annie Woo-MannIt’s all in we, it’s all in we I’m Annie Woo-MannIt’s all in weAnything we want done babyWe do it spectacularly I’m Annie Woo-MannIt’s all in weI can fight the good fight right nowEvery one from A to ZContinue reading “I’m Annie Woo-Mann”
I have a knack for bad puns and living that Illionaire life. I don’t always get sick, but when I do, I use it as an opportunity to parody slogans. Dos Equis: 0, Corona: 1. Don’t stay thirsty my friends. Drink plenty of fluids, stay home, and rest.
Urban Dictionary Word of the Day
Annierhythm: Expansion and flailing of limbs in attempt to dance to pop music; dance that resembles someone having a stroke or seizure.
Anniearchy, the newest Punky Brewster band, released their debut album, “Don’t Get Your Titties Twisted.” Tracks include: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Taking Down The Patriarchy I Wanna Advance With Somebody Ethereal Girl What Have I Done For Me Lately We Got The Heat I’m Annie Woo-Mann Sweet Streams (Of Income) Private Romancer Schism IsContinue reading “Anniearchy”
I don’t want alimony…
…I want Eddie Money.