Today in Celebrity News

The rock band, Smashing Pumpkins, has partnerned with GE Healthcare to develop a mammography machine of the same name. Smashing Pumpkins will play “Today” while the patient is being examined to distract her from the fact that her breasts are being smashed. A spokesperson for the band hopes the machine will save lives and increaseContinue reading “Today in Celebrity News”

Commercial Jiggle of the Day: Episode 2

Maybe she’s porn with it. Maybe it’s Vulvaline. Vulvaline gets you greased up and ready to go.