The rock band, Smashing Pumpkins, has partnerned with GE Healthcare to develop a mammography machine of the same name. Smashing Pumpkins will play “Today” while the patient is being examined to distract her from the fact that her breasts are being smashed. A spokesperson for the band hopes the machine will save lives and increaseContinue reading “Today in Celebrity News”
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Commercial Jiggle of the Day: Episode 2
Maybe she’s porn with it. Maybe it’s Vulvaline. Vulvaline gets you greased up and ready to go.
What is your stripper name?
My stripper name is Chastity because titties and irony.