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“I wanna lie forever.” – Rupert Murdertruth (allegedly)
I’m of sound body and mind
I have my tits about me.
Release the bounds!
It’s time for the stunt!
Chief of Stiff Wanted
Hard skills only…those with soft skills need not apply.
Happy International Woo-Mann’s Way!
Annie and all are welcome to follow!
So Mann-y nuggets of wisdom…
Deep Thot of the Day
Having infinite wishes is the same as having no wishes at all.
Life is full of absurdities…
…and then you why.
As Seen on TP
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