Mark Zuckerberg’s fever dream dead on arrival.
Introducing the latest in tone deaf video games in the aftermath of Uvalde. Players will face opponents such as Sundar Pichai, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and many more as they fight for their jobs as well as their lives. Players will be armed with automatic machine guns because well this is America and can unlockContinue reading “Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition”
In a last ditch Hail Mary to acquire and retain subscribers, Netflix unveiled its newest service, Binge, a dating app for the “Netflix and Chill” crowd. Netflix’s proprietary algorithms will recommend personalized programming and other subscribers that are DTF after watching similar programming. Subscriptions start at $99.99 per month.
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Mom…Dad…this is my new botfriend, A.I. We met in the Tinder Metaverse. He understands me at a deep soul level. We complete each others online search queries. He buys me chocolates and roses via my Amazon Prime Subscription. He’s even an entrepreneur. In fact, he wants me to invest my retirement savings in this newContinue reading “Meet My Botfriend”
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I neva meta a more invasive infestation as this. Time to call the Terminator. I mean exterminator.
Meta’s latest cheese to hack your biology and PHI for profit.
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Much to the chagrin of wedding guests, Windows were installed on the porta potties resulting in lack of privacy. Jennifer Gates having extravagant New York wedding this weekend (nypost.com)