Drake lost his case with the Government of France to use “Champagne” in his Twitter handle as he is from Canada and not from the Champagne region of France. He posted a poll on Twitter to his followers asking if he should go by “@SparklingWinePapi” or “@WineBoxPapi.” So far @WineBoxPapi” is winning by a landslide.
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Governor Greg Abbott announcement
Texas Govenor Greg Abbott announced Texas will now be called the “Lone Gunman State” instead of the “Lone Star State.”
Annie Woo-Mann Atelier and Ready To Wear Spring Summer 2023 Collections
Women’s Wear Daily recently interviewed Annie Woo-Mann, an up and coming designer from NEwear, about her debut Atelier and Ready To Wear Collections for Spring/Summer 2023. Upon reflection, Woo-Mann mused, “The collections draw inspiration on frivolity and frolic. True luxury in fashion, as well as life, is just not giving a fuck and doing whateverContinue reading “Annie Woo-Mann Atelier and Ready To Wear Spring Summer 2023 Collections”
Elon Musk revealed to be FSB Agent, Ilya Muscovite. He is currently in FBI custody awaiting arraignment.
Milennial parents name daughter, Catatonia.
Parents Josh and Jess stunned to learn Catatonia is a symptom of schizophrenia. “We always loved the names Catalina and Antonia so we thought we would combine them into a new name. We had absolutely no idea.” said mother Jess.
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In a last ditch Hail Mary to acquire and retain subscribers, Netflix unveiled its newest service, Binge, a dating app for the “Netflix and Chill” crowd. Netflix’s proprietary algorithms will recommend personalized programming and other subscribers that are DTF after watching similar programming. Subscriptions start at $99.99 per month.
Scientists at Kraft University discovered a new subatomic particle today named “crouton.” The subatomic particle crushses all expectations as it simutaneously possesses positive, neutral, and negative charge. The purpose of the subatomic particle is still under investigation, but scientists speculate the crouton provides balance and harmony to the overall atomic structure.
Nah. Dysmorphia scrolling.
Let Them Eat Fake
Off with their heads!