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Like a penis rising from the smashes…
…so are the daze of our lives.
I am an artiste!
My medium? Living large on a small budget because SIZE matters!
I Rhode Island All Night Long
…and then afterwards smoked a cigarette and went to Dunkin’ Donuts. It’s not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean (state). #FloatMyBoat
Anniemal Planet Episode 1: The Annieconda
The elusive Annieconda is a one-eyed snake that lives in the wilds of the Pantaloonia. These hardy creatures can survive in the harshest of environments and get around quite a bit. Herpestologists have learned that they don’t want none unless you got puns, hun. These anniemals are quite alluring in their natural habitat, but underContinue reading “Anniemal Planet Episode 1: The Annieconda”
Introducing Virility
The newest celebrity inspired penis wig collection from Raquel Welch. Styles include Dick Swagger, A$ap Rock Hard, and Benedick Cuminersnatch.
Antiques Chode Show
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The Annie Woo-Mann Project 