Introducing the Sean John Tonometer…

…the latest in celebrity optometrical equipment. Get your eye air puff test while listening to Puff Daddy’s entire musical catalogue today! It can’t stop, won’t stop!

Madagasincar

A formula won? No. Just like Annie, Evie needs a charge.

Dognitive Dissonance

Definition: the state of having inconsistent dogs, beliefs, and attitudes especially as relating to behavioral decisions and attutude change among your dogs.

Does your money keep you warm at night?

No, but if I stitch it together, it damn will. Benjamin Blanket now available at the low, low price of no human intimacy.

Annieism of the Day: Year of the Rabbit Edition

“Life becomes a tragedy when there is no comedy.” Happy Lunar New Year! May the Year of the Rabbit bring you health, wealth, peace, love, laughter, and joy!

Annie Woo-Mann Atelier and Ready To Wear Spring Summer 2023 Collections

Women’s Wear Daily recently interviewed Annie Woo-Mann, an up and coming designer from NEwear, about her debut Atelier and Ready To Wear Collections for Spring/Summer 2023. Upon reflection, Woo-Mann mused, “The collections draw inspiration on frivolity and frolic. True luxury in fashion, as well as life, is just not giving a fuck and doing whateverContinue reading “Annie Woo-Mann Atelier and Ready To Wear Spring Summer 2023 Collections”

Mom, Dad this is my girlfriend…

Peg. Her name says it all. Plus she makes a great tossed salad!

Futility by Duncan Hines

These are the days. Fine frangrance sold at Macys and all fine grocery store retailers.

Pantone-A F

Introducing Panetone-A F, the first ever collaboration between Pantone and Amarena Fabbri. The 2024 Pantone Color of the Year will be known when customers cut their first slice of Amarena Fabbri Panettone in December 2024.