Inflation vacation what’s your station?

Cool house shock. I can’t believe I still have air conditioning.

It ain’t the heat, it’s the hostility…

The news gives me annierhythms so I had stop reading and watching. Ignoramus on abyss!

Today in Celebrity News

The rock band, Smashing Pumpkins, has partnerned with GE Healthcare to develop a mammography machine of the same name. Smashing Pumpkins will play “Today” while the patient is being examined to distract her from the fact that her breasts are being smashed. A spokesperson for the band hopes the machine will save lives and increaseContinue reading “Today in Celebrity News”

The last spicy thing to happen to my ass…

was preparing for my annual colonoscopy because hot sauce squirts

In the next season of The Handmaid’s Tale…

Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, and Wyoming.

Trigger Warning

The 2nd Amendment, the United States’ protection and retirement plan all in one! Gun control and Social Security? Pfft… Gun intended. Puns not guns. National Suicide Pevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255