Introducing, Smokke and Mirrors, the latest unironic product launch from Kim Kardashian. Smokey eyes and mirrors not included.
Cool house shock. I can’t believe I still have air conditioning.
I, Annie Woo-Mann, am getting married to N.E. Won. We are so in love with being in love. We plan to elope in Las Vegas so that we can continue to make other questionable decisions.
West…honorary Annie at her best.
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The news gives me annierhythms so I had stop reading and watching. Ignoramus on abyss!
The rock band, Smashing Pumpkins, has partnerned with GE Healthcare to develop a mammography machine of the same name. Smashing Pumpkins will play “Today” while the patient is being examined to distract her from the fact that her breasts are being smashed. A spokesperson for the band hopes the machine will save lives and increaseContinue reading “Today in Celebrity News”
was preparing for my annual colonoscopy because hot sauce squirts
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