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Annie Woo-Mann
…expanding your consciousness and penis since 2021.
Tender
Introducing Tender, the latest sausage party disguised as a dating app. Available now in all app stores under different names.
I am a talented Peenist
I play the Penis like Lizzo plays the flute. My debut performance at Carnegie Hall is scheduled for never.
I am a sexy mother clucker
Rock out with your cock out at the hen party.
Assthetics: An Artistic Critique of Erotic Film of the 21st Century
Assthetics probes the anals of the pornographic film record to explore the high brow of getting down from a pretentious, postmodernist perspective. The body of work is so profound that AVN created a new category “Best Dickumentary to Masturbate To” just so that the film could be nominated and recognized.
I am an artiste!
My medium? Living large on a small budget because SIZE matters!
The only working stiff I like…
is Eric Sean.
Anniemal Planet Episode 1: The Annieconda
The elusive Annieconda is a one-eyed snake that lives in the wilds of the Pantaloonia. These hardy creatures can survive in the harshest of environments and get around quite a bit. Herpestologists have learned that they don’t want none unless you got puns, hun. These anniemals are quite alluring in their natural habitat, but underContinue reading “Anniemal Planet Episode 1: The Annieconda”
Introducing Virility
The newest celebrity inspired penis wig collection from Raquel Welch. Styles include Dick Swagger, A$ap Rock Hard, and Benedick Cuminersnatch.
The Annie Woo-Mann Project 