Introducing Tender, the latest sausage party disguised as a dating app. Available now in all app stores under different names.
I play the Penis like Lizzo plays the flute. My debut performance at Carnegie Hall is scheduled for never.
Rock out with your cock out at the hen party.
Assthetics probes the anals of the pornographic film record to explore the high brow of getting down from a pretentious, postmodernist perspective. The body of work is so profound that AVN created a new category “Best Dickumentary to Masturbate To” just so that the film could be nominated and recognized.
My medium? Living large on a small budget because SIZE matters!
is Eric Sean.
The elusive Annieconda is a one-eyed snake that lives in the wilds of the Pantaloonia. These hardy creatures can survive in the harshest of environments and get around quite a bit. Herpestologists have learned that they don’t want none unless you got puns, hun. These anniemals are quite alluring in their natural habitat, but underContinue reading “Anniemal Planet Episode 1: The Annieconda”
The newest celebrity inspired penis wig collection from Raquel Welch. Styles include Dick Swagger, A$ap Rock Hard, and Benedick Cuminersnatch.