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Friday Fish Wars

Burger King introduced it’s newest burger, the Quarter Flounder, to compete with McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish. Little Mermaid toys not included.

Madonna’s Favorite Mode of Transportation

Dlisted | Madonna Flashed Her Butt To A Scandalized Jimmy Fallon On “The Tonight Show”. Contrary to popular belief, Madonna has always preferred to travel via the one trick pony than the ass because it is much more convenient and less stubborn.

Breakface

Mark Zuckerberg is in a jam because he knows his defense is toast!

Love Life Update

So I broke up with Sven Gali. He was too controlling and weird. He wanted me to pose with his pig, Malion, all the time. I just couldn’t handle it. I thought my love life was doomed, but then I then I met Eric Sean. Things have been looking up ever since! We met atContinue reading “Love Life Update”

Burns of the Day

“Facebook has weaponized childhood vulnerabilities in its ruthless pursuit of profits despite knowing the deep harm it causes. Facebook has evaded, misled and deceived.” – Senator Richard Blumenthal “IG stands for Instagram, but it also stands for instant greed.” – Senator Edward J. Markey Why Annie won’t be on Instagram and Facebook anytime soon. #NoInstagramKidsApp

My new boyfriend

This is my new boyfriend. Sven. Sven Gali. And this is his pet pig Malion. He’s helping me discover my true self so I can realize my full potential.

Oops…

So the documentary “American Juggalo” and “Smokey and the Bong Hit” EP were released in 2011 and 2018 respectively. Google: 1, Annie: 0 #NotSoCleverCheddar

A Period Piece

Plot: Aunt comes over for her monthly visit and ruins niece’s white dress. Niece has an existential crisis and then changes her clothes. The End.

Cliché of The Day

White suburban woman orders first ever Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte on the first day of Fall. It was actually delicious. My Basic Bitch Transformation is complete! Live, laugh, love am I trite?

Asses of Instagram

These wannabe video vixens were kicked to curb by 2 Live Crew and Sir Mix-A-Lot for being fake asses.

Subtlety Is Their Strong Suit…

…especially while wearing their birthday suits. This is an actual business card of Argentine Tango instructors I met and took lessons from pre-pandemic. They are excellent instructors and I love the artistry of the photograph.

My Funeral Playlist

This Little Light of Mine: “This Little Light Of Mine” – YouTube Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien: Edith Piaf – Non, Je ne regrette rien – YouTube I’m Too Sexy: Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy (Original Mix – 2006 Version) – YouTube

Warren Buffett’s next business venture

Berkshire Halfway House for Wayward Billionaires. Here he is with his first client, Bill Gates, discussing house rules while dining at the on-site Dairy Queen. DQ Blizzard priveleges are revoked if residents return late, use drugs or alcohol on premises, and continue abusing their power.

Dating Guide

I fixed the film title of “He’s Just Not That Into You” and turned it into a book.

Latest from Annie

I’m Annie Woo-Mann (not my government name of course) and it’s all in me. My project is to create a community of female creators, comedians, and collaborators because I love collectives, camaraderie, and letter “C” alliterations. As my last name implies, I woo men and welcome all regardless of gender identity and gender expression. This is an all-inclusive place (minus the free booze) for you to have fun. If this sounds good to you, please subscribe and contact me at Annie@AnnieWooMannProject.com.

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