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Mark Zuckerberg’s fever dream dead on arrival.

Introducing Kim Karkashgrab

The latest in celebrity Ponzi schemes (based on my opinion only and not on Annie or any actual facts) brought to you to by Kim Kardashian.

Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition

Introducing the latest in tone deaf video games in the aftermath of Uvalde. Players will face opponents such as Sundar Pichai, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and many more as they fight for their jobs as well as their lives. Players will be armed with automatic machine guns because well this is America and can unlockContinue reading “Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition”

In celebrity news…

Demi Lovato reveals they/them are no longer the pronouns Demi uses. Co-opting marginalized groups for publicity/Attention Whoring are Demi’s preferred pronouns.

The Heirquarians

Blessed are the Heirquarians, for they shall inherit the mess Blessed are those who strive for the greater good, for God will help them Blessed are the weirdos, for they shall inspire us all Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied

Gangus Schwanz

The latest night club for current and aspiring absentee fathers. Spinning the latest in broken house music all night long.

Sir Simps-a-Lot

Baby got stacks (of my cash). Instagram face with the OnlyFans booty.

Welcome to the UnAnnie Valley…

…where surgerized Sallys rally.

Join my colt…

at the Annie Woo-Mann Writing Academy. You can lead a force to fodder so you can’t make it think.

In the next season of The Handmaid’s Tale…

Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, and Wyoming.