Unholy MAGAmoney

Do you Donald J. Dump take Lawless Blowfart and Majorly Traitor Fiend as your awfully wedded wives?

Drake Twitter Handle Poll

Drake lost his case with the Government of France to use “Champagne” in his Twitter handle as he is from Canada and not from the Champagne region of France. He posted a poll on Twitter to his followers asking if he should go by “@SparklingWinePapi” or “@WineBoxPapi.” So far @WineBoxPapi” is winning by a landslide.

Defame!

“I wanna lie forever.” – Rupert Murdertruth (allegedly)

Bury Toes or Berry Toast?

Burritos.

Release the bounds!

It’s time for the stunt!

Chief of Stiff Wanted

Hard skills only…those with soft skills need not apply.

Mined Blown

So Mann-y nuggets of wisdom…

Deep Thot of the Day

Having infinite wishes is the same as having no wishes at all.

Life is full of absurdities…

…and then you why.