Parody for the people!

https://www.npr.org/2022/10/04/1126773469/onion-supreme-court-brief-author-interview

Milennial parents name daughter, Catatonia.

Parents Josh and Jess stunned to learn Catatonia is a symptom of schizophrenia. “We always loved the names Catalina and Antonia so we thought we would combine them into a new name. We had absolutely no idea.” said mother Jess.

Metahearse

Mark Zuckerberg’s fever dream dead on arrival.

Introducing Kleptokurrency

The latest in cryptocurrency brought to you by the Kardashians and Jenners.

It’s Mercury Retrofade!

Brought to you by Kid ‘n Play!

I am a Kibbe verified Theatrical Melodramatic

My essences are “extra,” “emo,” and “sunset boulevard.”

Fumble

Introducing the latest dating app for your post-divorce, post-NFL life. Tom Brady approved!

Bodies: The Expedition (Royal Edition)

The most exciting World Tour we’ve ever known, the transport of Queen Elizabeth II’s body. Groupies threw flowers, Paddington Bears, and Marmalade sandwiches while the Commonwealth demanded that the monarchy return its usurped wealth. Dailymail reports Kanye West will make a hologram of Queen Elizabeth II to address the world at her funeral.