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Drake Twitter Handle Poll
Drake lost his case with the Government of France to use “Champagne” in his Twitter handle as he is from Canada and not from the Champagne region of France. He posted a poll on Twitter to his followers asking if he should go by “@SparklingWinePapi” or “@WineBoxPapi.” So far @WineBoxPapi” is winning by a landslide.
“I wanna lie forever.” – Rupert Murdertruth (allegedly)
Bury Toes or Berry Toast?
Release the bounds!
It’s time for the stunt!
Chief of Stiff Wanted
Hard skills only…those with soft skills need not apply.
I will contemplate my navel and look within.
So Mann-y nuggets of wisdom…
Deep Thot of the Day
Having infinite wishes is the same as having no wishes at all.
Life is full of absurdities…
…and then you why.