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Tag Archives: True Love
If men and women didn’t cum together…
…humanity would seize the exit.
Our bond is strong
Like James Bond or an atomic bond.
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First you get the funny…
…then you get the flowers… …then you get the Woo-Mann.
OkStupid
Introducing the latest dating app for people looking to meet their future spouse.
Wedding announcement
I, Annie Woo-Mann, am getting married to N.E. Won. We are so in love with being in love. We plan to elope in Las Vegas so that we can continue to make other questionable decisions.
Tender
Introducing Tender, the latest sausage party disguised as a dating app. Available now in all app stores under different names.
Grumble
Introducing Grumble, the latest dating app where you can gripe about your crazy ex and tell your future exes to save the drama for their mamas. Available on all app stores under different names.
Stinge
The latest dating app for the miserly. Available in all app stores under diffetent names.
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