If men and women didn’t cum together…

…humanity would seize the exit.

Join my Pringles Group!

Tired of Pringles? Ready to eat the right one? Join today and get Lay’s!

First you get the funny…

…then you get the flowers… …then you get the Woo-Mann.

Tender

Introducing Tender, the latest sausage party disguised as a dating app. Available now in all app stores under different names.

Grumble

Introducing Grumble, the latest dating app where you can gripe about your crazy ex and tell your future exes to save the drama for their mamas. Available on all app stores under different names.

SeaHarmony

Introducing the most personalized Dramamine yet. Just simply answer 1,000 questions to be matched with participating pharmacies in another state. Boating made easy, breezy, beautiful. Cover hurl.