Tag Archives: Satire

Introducing Kleptokurrency

The latest in cryptocurrency brought to you by the Kardashians and Jenners.

Netflix News

In a last ditch Hail Mary to acquire and retain subscribers, Netflix unveiled its newest service, Binge, a dating app for the “Netflix and Chill” crowd. Netflix’s proprietary algorithms will recommend personalized programming and other subscribers that are DTF after watching similar programming. Subscriptions start at $99.99 per month.

Singe

The latest dating app to burn you emotionally as well as financially. Available in all app stores under different names.

Won’t somebody please think of the children?

Sign my SpareChange.org petition to end the Facialist Tyranny.

Stunt Queen Appreciation Day

I know this happened 21 years ago, but this still never gets old. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the Stannies and I salute you!

Unleash The Bowels Within!

Tony Robbins’ new diarrhea-of-the-mouth (DOM) series guaranteed to lighten your wallet and your guts. Kool-Aid not included, at least not yet.