Cloutrageous

Definition: 1. Shockingly bad or excessive clout chasing, 2. Very bold, unusual, and startling clout chasing. Please see social media.

PrEYEvacy

Brought to you by your Overlord, Big Tech. Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I’ll be watching you Every single day And every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I’ll be watching you

A Bug’s Life

I neva meta a more invasive infestation as this. Time to call the Terminator. I mean exterminator.

Introducing Chedda

Meta’s latest cheese to hack your biology and PHI for profit.

Porta Potties Brought To You By Microsoft

Much to the chagrin of wedding guests, Windows were installed on the porta potties resulting in lack of privacy. Jennifer Gates having extravagant New York wedding this weekend (nypost.com)