Futility by Duncan Hines

These are the days. Fine frangrance sold at Macys and all fine grocery store retailers.

Assthetics: An Artistic Critique of Erotic Film of the 21st Century

Assthetics probes the anals of the pornographic film record to explore the high brow of getting down from a pretentious, postmodernist perspective. The body of work is so profound that AVN created a new category “Best Dickumentary to Masturbate To” just so that the film could be nominated and recognized.

Lifestyles of The Kitsch and Shameless

I like my pretension with a side of Pabst Blue Ribbon served cold in a Mason jar as well as a beer glass. Robin Leach approved.