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Maybe It’s Bold Inside
I really can’t strayMaybe, it’s bold insideI’ve got to go this wayMaybe, it’s bold insideThis meaning has beenHoping that inspiration pops inSo, very preciseI’ll carry out my plans, they’re just like advice
Futility by Duncan Hines
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Parody for the people!
Breaking News
Politico released a draft opinion piece written by Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas to overturn Loving v. Virginia. Experts speculate he is neither feeling loving nor Virginia and would rather invalidate his marriage and countless others rather than divorce his Karen and pay her alimony. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas had no comment when askedContinue reading “Breaking News”
Humble
Introducing Humble, the latest dating app that only matches you with Kendrick Lamar. Available on all app stores not on your phone.
Balancing your Fentanyl and Mescaline Energies
The latest course from the Annie Woo-Mann Academy that will restore pharmacy to your life.
Singe
The latest dating app to burn you emotionally as well as financially. Available in all app stores under different names.
Bender
The latest dating app exclusively for addicts. Available on all app stores not on your phone.
The Latest Baiting App
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