Milennial parents name daughter, Catatonia.

Parents Josh and Jess stunned to learn Catatonia is a symptom of schizophrenia. “We always loved the names Catalina and Antonia so we thought we would combine them into a new name. We had absolutely no idea.” said mother Jess.

How to make it to your 50 year wedding anniversary according to my dad

What I tell my parents I do for a living

Get up all in your business. Tell you what’s wrong with your life. Give unsolicited advice on how to fix your life. Get paid fat stacks of cash. Rinse and repeat.