Coronavirus named Chief Growth Officer of Global Stategy and Operations.
I have a knack for bad puns and living that Illionaire life. I don’t always get sick, but when I do, I use it as an opportunity to parody slogans. Dos Equis: 0, Corona: 1. Don’t stay thirsty my friends. Drink plenty of fluids, stay home, and rest.
The news gives me annierhythms so I had stop reading and watching. Ignoramus on abyss!
Catapultism: An economic and political system in which a country’s existing trade and industry are launched into the void and in a state of complete freefall.
Singlehood is now an illness because apparently COVID-19 wasn’t enough! In order to beat this devasting disease, follow this 6-step process. Obsess over the fact that you’re single Listen to any dating coach on Youtube and take their advice Make online dating your whole life (It’s ok because you didn’t have a life to beginContinue reading “Breaking News”
Symptoms include obsessively pursuing and identifying with your captor, Cancer (not actual cancer, just having planets in the Cancer zodiac sign), diarrhea, and fatigue.
I’m ready to be the first hedgehog to win the Pulitzer Prize.
Don’t wanna be called by myself anymore. Call me Annie or you know, just call me.
Nah. Annie told a bad joke.
COVID-19 Pandemic: House.