Nairbnb

The only vacation rental app that also covers all your depiliatory needs for your sagging scrotum. Available in all app stores not on your phone.

Balancing your Fentanyl and Mescaline Energies

The latest course from the Annie Woo-Mann Academy that will restore pharmacy to your life.

Netflix News

In a last ditch Hail Mary to acquire and retain subscribers, Netflix unveiled its newest service, Binge, a dating app for the “Netflix and Chill” crowd. Netflix’s proprietary algorithms will recommend personalized programming and other subscribers that are DTF after watching similar programming. Subscriptions start at $99.99 per month.

Assthetics: An Artistic Critique of Erotic Film of the 21st Century

Assthetics probes the anals of the pornographic film record to explore the high brow of getting down from a pretentious, postmodernist perspective. The body of work is so profound that AVN created a new category “Best Dickumentary to Masturbate To” just so that the film could be nominated and recognized.

SeaHarmony

Introducing the most personalized Dramamine yet. Just simply answer 1,000 questions to be matched with participating pharmacies in another state. Boating made easy, breezy, beautiful. Cover hurl.

Singe

The latest dating app to burn you emotionally as well as financially. Available in all app stores under different names.

The Latest Baiting App

Available just in time for Valentine’s Day. The Tinder Swindler: True Story of Netflix’s True Crime Documentary | PEOPLE.com What You Need To Know About Romance Scams | FTC Consumer Information Tinder Business Model — How Does Tinder Make Money? | by Monalisa Paul | Medium