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Tag Archives: Online Dating
OkStupid
Introducing the latest dating app for people looking to meet their future spouse.
KinkedIn
Introducing KinkedIn, the only prosexual networking app for consenting adults. Available in all app stores under different names, such as Tinder.
Humble
Introducing Humble, the latest dating app that only matches you with Kendrick Lamar. Available on all app stores not on your phone.
Tender
Introducing Tender, the latest sausage party disguised as a dating app. Available now in all app stores under different names.
Grumble
Introducing Grumble, the latest dating app where you can gripe about your crazy ex and tell your future exes to save the drama for their mamas. Available on all app stores under different names.
Netflix News
In a last ditch Hail Mary to acquire and retain subscribers, Netflix unveiled its newest service, Binge, a dating app for the “Netflix and Chill” crowd. Netflix’s proprietary algorithms will recommend personalized programming and other subscribers that are DTF after watching similar programming. Subscriptions start at $99.99 per month.
Stinge
The latest dating app for the miserly. Available in all app stores under diffetent names.
SeaHarmony
Introducing the most personalized Dramamine yet. Just simply answer 1,000 questions to be matched with participating pharmacies in another state. Boating made easy, breezy, beautiful. Cover hurl.
Plenty of Catfish
Could you please wire me $100,000? My mother thew her back out in a freak cat feeding accident and is also being held ransom by kidnappers. If I don’t pay them off, I will get deported and be unable to meet you this weekend at the Piggly Wiggly.
The Annie Woo-Mann Project 