Smack my pitch up.
The latest night club for current and aspiring absentee fathers. Spinning the latest in broken house music all night long.
I have a knack for bad puns and living that Illionaire life. I don’t always get sick, but when I do, I use it as an opportunity to parody slogans. Dos Equis: 0, Corona: 1. Don’t stay thirsty my friends. Drink plenty of fluids, stay home, and rest.
Annierhythm: Expansion and flailing of limbs in attempt to dance to pop music; dance that resembles someone having a stroke or seizure.
I play the Penis like Lizzo plays the flute. My debut performance at Carnegie Hall is scheduled for never.
Dhany! An amazing singer and her name rhymes with Annie! We Stannie Dhany!