Treble without a Pause

Smack my pitch up.

Gangus Schwanz

The latest night club for current and aspiring absentee fathers. Spinning the latest in broken house music all night long.

My Corona

I have a knack for bad puns and living that Illionaire life. I don’t always get sick, but when I do, I use it as an opportunity to parody slogans. Dos Equis: 0, Corona: 1. Don’t stay thirsty my friends. Drink plenty of fluids, stay home, and rest.

Urban Dictionary Word of the Day

Annierhythm: Expansion and flailing of limbs in attempt to dance to pop music; dance that resembles someone having a stroke or seizure.