Does your money keep you warm at night?

No, but if I stitch it together, it damn will. Benjamin Blanket now available at the low, low price of no human intimacy.

Introducing Kim Karkashgrab

The latest in celebrity Ponzi schemes (based on my opinion only and not on Annie or any actual facts) brought to you to by Kim Kardashian.

Monetizing my thots on WordPress

Madame Annie at your service. It’s big pimpin’ spreadin’ cheese.

Sir Simps-a-Lot

Baby got stacks (of my cash). Instagram face with the OnlyFans booty.

Plenty of Catfish

Could you please wire me $100,000?  My mother thew her back out in a freak cat feeding accident and is also being held ransom by kidnappers.  If I don’t pay them off, I will get deported and be unable to meet you this weekend at the Piggly Wiggly.