I have a knack for bad puns and living that Illionaire life. I don’t always get sick, but when I do, I use it as an opportunity to parody slogans. Dos Equis: 0, Corona: 1. Don’t stay thirsty my friends. Drink plenty of fluids, stay home, and rest.
…I just can’t seem to keep it together and stay within the lines.
Good bye stress? Check. Laser focus? Check. Daily energy? Check. Undeniable beauty? Check. Heavenly hair? Check. Glowing skin? Check. Unfortunately “Good bye climate change,” “Peace on Earth,” and “Justice” were all out of stock so I guess I’ll have to wait on those.