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Annieism of the Day: Year of the Rabbit Edition
“Life becomes a tragedy when there is no comedy.” Happy Lunar New Year! May the Year of the Rabbit bring you health, wealth, peace, love, laughter, and joy!
If men and women didn’t cum together…
…humanity would seize the exit.
I, Annie Woo-Mann, am getting married to N.E. Won. We are so in love with being in love. We plan to elope in Las Vegas so that we can continue to make other questionable decisions.
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Taking a sound bath in a sound garden
I am a worm and no Woo-Mann. A worm in a black hole, but the Son will rise again and wash away the pain. May all who read my blog be blessed regardless of religious/spiritual affiliation or lack thereof.
Be My Vannietine
Happy Valentine’s Day! XOXO Annie
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Happy Lunar New Year!
May good luck and success always follow you wherever you go. Wishing you in the year of Tiger!