Double your pressure, double your run. Doublestint, Doublestint Gun! Defendant: “But your Honor, I didn’t chew it. I’m innocent!” Public Defender: “Take the flea deal.”
Tag Archives: Justice
Parody for the people!
Blessed are the Heirquarians, for they shall inherit the mess Blessed are those who strive for the greater good, for God will help them Blessed are the weirdos, for they shall inspire us all Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied
All my problems are solved
Good bye stress? Check. Laser focus? Check. Daily energy? Check. Undeniable beauty? Check. Heavenly hair? Check. Glowing skin? Check. Unfortunately “Good bye climate change,” “Peace on Earth,” and “Justice” were all out of stock so I guess I’ll have to wait on those.