Ass seen on TV

Bot wait, there’s more. Twitter deal in peril to distract the public from the fact (allegedly) Elon Musk engaged in a 3-way!

And The Razzie Award Goes To…

Amber Heard for her performance in the “Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard Defamation Trial.”

Am I working?

It’s a REMOTE possibility. I am more than likely watching the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard defamation trial and reading about the Blac Chyna/Kardashian/Jenner civil lawsuit.

The best part of wakin’ up…

…is lots of blow in your cup. Soldiers Cocaine, brought to you by the ghost of Pablo Escobar. Pure Colombian.