Cloutrageous

Definition: 1. Shockingly bad or excessive clout chasing, 2. Very bold, unusual, and startling clout chasing. Please see social media.

Sir Simps-a-Lot

Baby got stacks (of my cash). Instagram face with the OnlyFans booty.

Welcome to the UnAnnie Valley…

…where surgerized Sallys rally.

Fixed It: Episode 4

Bot and paid for by Kris Jenner.

Instagram Influenzas

Symptoms include nausea, vomitting, diarrhea, body dysmorphia, eating disorders, vapidness, materialism, and egocentricity.

Burns of the Day

“Facebook has weaponized childhood vulnerabilities in its ruthless pursuit of profits despite knowing the deep harm it causes. Facebook has evaded, misled and deceived.” – Senator Richard Blumenthal “IG stands for Instagram, but it also stands for instant greed.” – Senator Edward J. Markey Why Annie won’t be on Instagram and Facebook anytime soon. #NoInstagramKidsApp