Won’t somebody please think of the children?

Sign my SpareChange.org petition to end the Facialist Tyranny.

All my problems are solved

Good bye stress? Check. Laser focus? Check. Daily energy? Check. Undeniable beauty? Check. Heavenly hair? Check. Glowing skin? Check. Unfortunately “Good bye climate change,” “Peace on Earth,” and “Justice” were all out of stock so I guess I’ll have to wait on those.