Deep Thot of the Day

I don’t mince words unless there’s more than meats the pie.

Scientific Discovery

Scientists at Kraft University discovered a new subatomic particle today named “crouton.” The subatomic particle crushses all expectations as it simutaneously possesses positive, neutral, and negative charge. The purpose of the subatomic particle is still under investigation, but scientists speculate the crouton provides balance and harmony to the overall atomic structure.

Commercial Jiggles

In N’ Out. In N’ Out. That’s what a bangher is all about.

Pun Star of The Day

Snoop Dogg serving up CALzone Broadus, the latest in Celebrity microwaveable turnovers. Available at all grocery stores and marijuana dispensaries not near you.

Introducing Chedda

Meta’s latest cheese to hack your biology and PHI for profit.