Euphemisms – The Annie Woo-Mann Project

Mom, Dad this is my girlfriend…

Peg. Her name says it all. Plus she makes a great tossed salad!

…like James. A gent double oh I’m going to come. Shaken not stirred.

Tired of Pringles? Ready to eat the right one? Join today and get Lay’s!

…and then afterwards smoked a cigarette and went to Dunkin’ Donuts. It’s not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean (state). #FloatMyBoat