The Heirquarians

Blessed are the Heirquarians, for they shall inherit the mess Blessed are those who strive for the greater good, for God will help them Blessed are the weirdos, for they shall inspire us all Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied

I’m Annie Woo-Mann

Whatever we want, whatever we needAnything we want done baby, we’ll do it spectacularly‘Cause I’m Annie Woo-MannIt’s all in we, it’s all in we I’m Annie Woo-MannIt’s all in weAnything we want done babyWe do it spectacularly I’m Annie Woo-MannIt’s all in weI can fight the good fight right nowEvery one from A to ZContinue reading “I’m Annie Woo-Mann”

Nostalgic for the future…

…cynical about the past… …and ambivalent about the present. Glib. Gaffe. Glove. Am I trite?

I am having an exitstencil crisis…

…I just can’t seem to keep it together and stay within the lines.

Like a penis rising from the smashes…

…so are the daze of our lives.

Balancing your Fentanyl and Mescaline Energies

The latest course from the Annie Woo-Mann Academy that will restore pharmacy to your life.

Eyeahuasca Retreat

I’ve booked my first eyeahuasca retreat. My goal is to acheive enleyetenment and open my third I. Once I become conscious, I will gaze upon my naval orange and take some Vitamin Sea. Then I will be free.

Taking a sound bath in a sound garden

I am a worm and no Woo-Mann. A worm in a black hole, but the Son will rise again and wash away the pain. May all who read my blog be blessed regardless of religious/spiritual affiliation or lack thereof.

Annie Woo-Mann introduces…

Schumann Renaissance…I mean Schumann Resoance…enjoy

Word of the Day

Catapultism: An economic and political system in which a country’s existing trade and industry are launched into the void and in a state of complete freefall.