Introducing the latest in tone deaf video games in the aftermath of Uvalde. Players will face opponents such as Sundar Pichai, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and many more as they fight for their jobs as well as their lives. Players will be armed with automatic machine guns because well this is America and can unlockContinue reading “Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition”
Blessed are the Heirquarians, for they shall inherit the mess Blessed are those who strive for the greater good, for God will help them Blessed are the weirdos, for they shall inspire us all Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied
Baby got stacks (of my cash). Instagram face with the OnlyFans booty.
…cynical about the past… …and ambivalent about the present. Glib. Gaffe. Glove. Am I trite?
…where surgerized Sallys rally.
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Politico just discovered Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito is shilling for Mommie Dearest: The Joan Crawford Adoption Agency. When reached for comment beyond the grave, Joan Crawford responded, “No more wire hangers!”
Mom…Dad…this is my new botfriend, A.I. We met in the Tinder Metaverse. He understands me at a deep soul level. We complete each others online search queries. He buys me chocolates and roses via my Amazon Prime Subscription. He’s even an entrepreneur. In fact, he wants me to invest my retirement savings in this newContinue reading “Meet My Botfriend”
Eat dick…I mean eat dis.
I neva meta a more invasive infestation as this. Time to call the Terminator. I mean exterminator.