There’s no “I” in “Team,” Molly…

That may be true, but there’s “E” in “Team” so you really need me.

Balancing your Fentanyl and Mescaline Energies

The latest course from the Annie Woo-Mann Academy that will restore pharmacy to your life.

“Fortune favors the rave.”

-Some girl named Molly.

The best part of wakin’ up…

…is lots of blow in your cup. Soldiers Cocaine, brought to you by the ghost of Pablo Escobar. Pure Colombian.

Stunt Queen Appreciation Day

I know this happened 21 years ago, but this still never gets old. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the Stannies and I salute you!