Texas Govenor Greg Abbott announced Texas will now be called the “Lone Gunman State” instead of the “Lone Star State.”
Tag Archives: Dark Humor
Riggedley’s Doublestint Gun
Double your pressure, double your run. Doublestint, Doublestint Gun! Defendant: “But your Honor, I didn’t chew it. I’m innocent!” Public Defender: “Take the flea deal.”
Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition
Introducing the latest in tone deaf video games in the aftermath of Uvalde. Players will face opponents such as Sundar Pichai, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and many more as they fight for their jobs as well as their lives. Players will be armed with automatic machine guns because well this is America and can unlockContinue reading “Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition”
Basil Smell, Car’s Aroma
Your car’s aroma, whatever it is, drives me crazy. It starts out benign and then progresses into full blown assault on all my body, like skin cancer.
In the next season of The Handmaid’s Tale…
Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, and Wyoming.
Trigger Warning
The 2nd Amendment, the United States’ protection and retirement plan all in one! Gun control and Social Security? Pfft… Gun intended. Puns not guns. National Suicide Pevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255
Breaking News
Politico just discovered Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito is shilling for Mommie Dearest: The Joan Crawford Adoption Agency. When reached for comment beyond the grave, Joan Crawford responded, “No more wire hangers!”
COVID?
Nah. Annie told a bad joke.
The Annie Woo-Mann Project 