In corporate news

Coronavirus named Chief Growth Officer of Global Stategy and Operations.

My Corona

I have a knack for bad puns and living that Illionaire life. I don’t always get sick, but when I do, I use it as an opportunity to parody slogans. Dos Equis: 0, Corona: 1. Don’t stay thirsty my friends. Drink plenty of fluids, stay home, and rest.

Daze of Our Lives

Will the COVID-19 pandemic end? Will climate change burn the planet? Tune into the next episode tomorrow and the next day and the day after that…

Won’t somebody please think of the children?

Sign my SpareChange.org petition to end the Facialist Tyranny.

Word of the Day

Catapultism: An economic and political system in which a country’s existing trade and industry are launched into the void and in a state of complete freefall.

Breaking News

Singlehood is now an illness because apparently COVID-19 wasn’t enough! In order to beat this devasting disease, follow this 6-step process. Obsess over the fact that you’re single Listen to any dating coach on Youtube and take their advice Make online dating your whole life (It’s ok because you didn’t have a life to beginContinue reading “Breaking News”