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Tag Archives: Cocaine
Dougs are Brad
Don’t do Dougs. Do coke. Just not the new formula.
The best part of wakin’ up…
…is lots of blow in your cup. Soldiers Cocaine, brought to you by the ghost of Pablo Escobar. Pure Colombian.
Facebase
Also available in Instasmack and Tweaker.
The Annie Woo-Mann Project 