Milennial parents name daughter, Catatonia.

Parents Josh and Jess stunned to learn Catatonia is a symptom of schizophrenia. “We always loved the names Catalina and Antonia so we thought we would combine them into a new name. We had absolutely no idea.” said mother Jess.

Fumble

Introducing the latest dating app for your post-divorce, post-NFL life. Tom Brady approved!

Gangus Schwanz

The latest night club for current and aspiring absentee fathers. Spinning the latest in broken house music all night long.

3 days and no nights at the Guiltton

Where all divorced, single parents stay when they can’t get away from it all.

Won’t somebody please think of the children?

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Dystopia

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