Introducing Kim Karkashgrab

The latest in celebrity Ponzi schemes (based on my opinion only and not on Annie or any actual facts) brought to you to by Kim Kardashian.

Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition

Introducing the latest in tone deaf video games in the aftermath of Uvalde. Players will face opponents such as Sundar Pichai, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and many more as they fight for their jobs as well as their lives. Players will be armed with automatic machine guns because well this is America and can unlockContinue reading “Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition”

Walt Whiticism Of The Day

“At least I’m not Disney.”

Word of the Day

Catapultism: An economic and political system in which a country’s existing trade and industry are launched into the void and in a state of complete freefall.

Limited Edition Chanel Holiday Rosary

To commemorate the Crassmost Season, Chanel unveiled it’s limited edition Holiday Rosary ($1,000,000 USD) today in addition to its Advent Calendar of Samples ($825 USD). In keeping with the season of giving, Chanel will donate 100% of profits to the Alain and Gerard Wertheimer Foundation.