Tag Archives: Bad Poetry

Eyeahuasca Retreat

I’ve booked my first eyeahuasca retreat. My goal is to acheive enleyetenment and open my third I. Once I become conscious, I will gaze upon my naval orange and take some Vitamin Sea. Then I will be free.

Insipidrational Quote Of The Day

So profound he astounds.

Sonnet The Hedgehog

I’m ready to be the first hedgehog to win the Pulitzer Prize.