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Hey baby, what’s your sign?
STOP in tropical/western and EXIT in sidereal.
If you can’t convince ’em…
…cold brew ’em.
Stalkhome Syndrome
Symptoms include obsessively pursuing and identifying with your captor, Cancer (not actual cancer, just having planets in the Cancer zodiac sign), diarrhea, and fatigue.
Asstrology Per The Starse
He was so uptight and anal; his Virgo was in Uranus.