The last spicy thing to happen to my ass…

was preparing for my annual colonoscopy because hot sauce squirts

On My Reading List for 2022

I never knew her ass asspired to be a published author.

Madonna’s Favorite Mode of Transportation

Dlisted | Madonna Flashed Her Butt To A Scandalized Jimmy Fallon On “The Tonight Show”. Contrary to popular belief, Madonna has always preferred to travel via the one trick pony than the ass because it is much more convenient and less stubborn.