I am having an exitstencil crisis…

…I just can’t seem to keep it together and stay within the lines.

Assthetics: An Artistic Critique of Erotic Film of the 21st Century

Assthetics probes the anals of the pornographic film record to explore the high brow of getting down from a pretentious, postmodernist perspective. The body of work is so profound that AVN created a new category “Best Dickumentary to Masturbate To” just so that the film could be nominated and recognized.

Subtlety Is Their Strong Suit…

…especially while wearing their birthday suits. This is an actual business card of Argentine Tango instructors I met and took lessons from pre-pandemic. They are excellent instructors and I love the artistry of the photograph.