Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition

Introducing the latest in tone deaf video games in the aftermath of Uvalde. Players will face opponents such as Sundar Pichai, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and many more as they fight for their jobs as well as their lives. Players will be armed with automatic machine guns because well this is America and can unlockContinue reading “Blood In The Streets: Layoff Edition”

The Heirquarians

Blessed are the Heirquarians, for they shall inherit the mess Blessed are those who strive for the greater good, for God will help them Blessed are the weirdos, for they shall inspire us all Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied

I’m Annie Woo-Mann

Whatever we want, whatever we needAnything we want done baby, we’ll do it spectacularly‘Cause I’m Annie Woo-MannIt’s all in we, it’s all in we I’m Annie Woo-MannIt’s all in weAnything we want done babyWe do it spectacularly I’m Annie Woo-MannIt’s all in weI can fight the good fight right nowEvery one from A to ZContinue reading “I’m Annie Woo-Mann”

Nostalgic for the future…

…cynical about the past… …and ambivalent about the present. Glib. Gaffe. Glove. Am I trite?

Annieism of the Day

“There are thousands of girls out there who could be doing my job.” – Yasmeen Ghauri, Superannie of the Day

Word of the Day

Catapultism: An economic and political system in which a country’s existing trade and industry are launched into the void and in a state of complete freefall.