Life is full of absurdities…

…and then you why.

You can’t cache me…

…I’m Annie Woo-Mann. So quick it will make you slick.

Deep Thot of the Day

I don’t mince words unless there’s more than meats the pie.

The Annie Woo-Mann Guide To Being a Dime Piece

Don’t short change yourself.

First you get the funny…

…then you get the flowers… …then you get the Woo-Mann.

Nostalgic for the future…

…cynical about the past… …and ambivalent about the present. Glib. Gaffe. Glove. Am I trite?

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at the Annie Woo-Mann Writing Academy. You can lead a force to fodder so you can’t make it think.