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Introducing Kim Karkashgrab
The latest in celebrity Ponzi schemes (based on my opinion only and not on Annie or any actual facts) brought to you to by Kim Kardashian.
How to bag Elon Musk
Dye your hair blonde if it isn’t naturally blonde Be a willowy white woman Read Ayn Rand’s books like your life depends on it Trauma bond over childhood wounds Tell him how much you “like” horses