“I wanna lie forever.” – Rupert Murdertruth (allegedly)

Introducing Kim Karkashgrab

The latest in celebrity Ponzi schemes (based on my opinion only and not on Annie or any actual facts) brought to you to by Kim Kardashian.

How to bag Elon Musk

Dye your hair blonde if it isn’t naturally blonde Be a willowy white woman Read Ayn Rand’s books like your life depends on it Trauma bond over childhood wounds Tell him how much you “like” horses