I have a knack for bad puns and living that Illionaire life. I don’t always get sick, but when I do, I use it as an opportunity to parody slogans. Dos Equis: 0, Corona: 1. Don’t stay thirsty my friends. Drink plenty of fluids, stay home, and rest.
Anniearchy, the newest Punky Brewster band, released their debut album, “Don’t Get Your Titties Twisted.” Tracks include: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Taking Down The Patriarchy I Wanna Advance With Somebody Ethereal Girl What Have I Done For Me Lately We Got The Heat I’m Annie Woo-Mann Sweet Streams (Of Income) Private Romancer Schism IsContinue reading “Anniearchy”
…I want Eddie Money.